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Unisex Tee — "My name does not appear in the Epstein Files"
Unisex Tee — "My name does not appear in the Epstein Files"
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
While more and more names keep being released as appearing in the Epstein Files, proudly show off the fact that yours does not!
A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a quiet, dark-humor edge. Clean front chest and right sleeve artwork show the Sawmill 309 logo while the back carries a tongue-in-cheek line rendered in an old-style serif—an outsider’s wink that lands with people who like dry, conspiratorial humor. The fabric drapes easily and breathes through the day; ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep it looking sharp even after repeated wear. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night bar runs, or road trips where the playlist is equal parts true crime podcasts and classic rock. It sits in the wardrobe like a reliable comment: understated from a distance, more revealing when you get close.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body with DTF sleeve and neck label prints for crisp, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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