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Unisex Tee — "My name does not appear in the Epstein Files"

Unisex Tee — "My name does not appear in the Epstein Files"

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

While more and more names keep being released as appearing in the Epstein Files, proudly show off the fact that yours does not!

A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a quiet, dark-humor edge. Clean front chest and right sleeve artwork show the Sawmill 309 logo while the back carries a tongue-in-cheek line rendered in an old-style serif—an outsider’s wink that lands with people who like dry, conspiratorial humor. The fabric drapes easily and breathes through the day; ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep it looking sharp even after repeated wear. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night bar runs, or road trips where the playlist is equal parts true crime podcasts and classic rock. It sits in the wardrobe like a reliable comment: understated from a distance, more revealing when you get close.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- DTG prints on body with DTF sleeve and neck label prints for crisp, durable graphics

- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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